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royal fucking idiot ([info]johnbristow) wrote,
@ 2019-01-14 20:00:00

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Spam me, bitches.

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[info]stasy
2009-01-14 10:07 pm UTC (link)
You LIE!

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 10:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stasy, 2009-01-14 10:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 10:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stasy, 2009-01-14 10:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-14 10:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]stasy, 2009-01-14 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 10:20 pm UTC

[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-14 10:11 pm UTC (link)
You be nice to my one true love.

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 10:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-14 10:14 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 10:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-14 10:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 10:41 pm UTC

[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-14 10:42 pm UTC (link)

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 11:01 pm UTC
TRUTH.
[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-14 10:55 pm UTC (link)

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LIE - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 11:01 pm UTC

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(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-14 11:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 11:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-14 11:12 pm UTC
SSSH. GOD. This is truth though. - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-14 11:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 11:08 pm UTC
BURN BABY BURN.
[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-14 11:10 pm UTC (link)

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OUCH. - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 11:17 pm UTC
WELL PLAYED. - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-14 11:20 pm UTC

[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-14 11:17 pm UTC (link)


THIS IS BETTER THAN GOING TO CHURCH TO CONFESS, I TELL YOU.

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 11:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-14 11:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 11:25 pm UTC
I LIED.
[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-14 11:27 pm UTC (link)

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 11:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-14 11:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-14 11:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-14 11:50 pm UTC
Dear John, Love Stasy.
[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-14 11:33 pm UTC (link)

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-14 11:41 pm UTC
GOOD.
[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-15 08:41 am UTC (link)

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MORNING.
[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-15 08:43 am UTC (link)


You shut up about my second mishap there, okay. I'm still made of win.

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-16 10:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-16 10:47 pm UTC

[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-15 09:01 pm UTC (link)


Look. A double whammy. BLOW UP ALIEN DOLLS. They're watching to see if you're looking so they can jump across seven football fields. DON'T MISS IT.

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-16 10:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-16 10:48 pm UTC

[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-17 10:20 am UTC (link)
I was going to spam you but then I decided that I had something better to do, like blow dry my hair or something. You'll live.

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-01-17 11:25 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-01-17 12:25 pm UTC

[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-21 08:00 am UTC (link)

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[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-21 08:01 am UTC (link)

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[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-21 08:02 am UTC (link)


SPAMMING COMPLETE.

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[info]amazing_amanda
2009-01-31 05:07 pm UTC (link)

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[info]amazing_amanda
2009-02-01 06:56 pm UTC (link)
This is so amazing.

Love me now, kthx.

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-02-01 07:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-02-01 07:46 pm UTC
voicemail.
[info]ali_p
2009-02-09 07:24 am UTC (link)
Old Man Bristow,
Its your favorite calling to wish you a Happy Birthday! I'm on my way to class-err and I have crappy reception so I hope you can hear me well. Chyeeeaaa, tomorrow I look forward to seeing you, because I know you desperately want your gift. Not that blame youj its pretty fabulous. Have a good day honies and I will talk to you laterish?

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return call - [info]johnbristow, 2009-02-09 06:12 pm UTC

[info]amazing_amanda
2009-02-09 11:48 am UTC (link)


It just seemed reasonable. And it is your birthday, as well as five days before that sappy holiday.

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-02-09 06:04 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-02-09 06:08 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-02-09 06:12 pm UTC
JOKE TIME.
[info]amazing_amanda
2009-02-09 09:32 pm UTC (link)
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a whore," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that"
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again." They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised a thousand peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is..."

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-02-09 11:06 pm UTC

[info]amazing_amanda
2009-02-21 02:27 am UTC (link)
It is with love and encouragement that Tania and I present this to you. Be warned: she is a tease and a prude and will make you appreciate me SO SO SO much.

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-02-21 04:03 pm UTC
I just thought you should know.
[info]ecade
2009-03-22 11:30 pm UTC (link)
http://twitter.com/cwalken/

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I just thought YOU should know. - [info]johnbristow, 2009-03-22 11:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecade, 2009-03-22 11:35 pm UTC

[info]amazing_amanda
2009-04-16 11:08 am UTC (link)
Sorry. I felt compelled to break your sexy 69.



I will now spam you at least once per day.

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-04-16 07:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-04-16 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-04-16 07:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-04-16 07:48 pm UTC

[info]amazing_amanda
2009-04-17 02:35 am UTC (link)
I thought this might tickle your fancy.

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-04-17 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amazing_amanda, 2009-04-17 02:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-04-17 02:50 am UTC

[info]amazing_amanda
2009-04-29 09:53 am UTC (link)


I found it amusing and thought you might, too.

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(no subject) - [info]johnbristow, 2009-04-29 10:46 am UTC

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